i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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