A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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