- Anti Joke

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Hitler is my role model

Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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