WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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a horse walks into a barn

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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i am predestal

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dead babies

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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