- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

What is 69? A two digit number.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Indeed.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Time flies like a banana.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

whats better than shoes feet

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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