Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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