Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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women's rights

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Sea World Japan.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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a little girl gets raped

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Go away.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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