Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

9:11 make a wish

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

jack shine has boobs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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