What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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I am really good at math debating

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Jews for Jesus

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steves legs

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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