A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Womens rights.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Rob Bell

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Anti Joke

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