What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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sweaty black guy

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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A man. That is all.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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