There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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WNBA

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Black people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Punchline.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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two fish are in a tank.

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