- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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