- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Fuck her

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Josh kissing a girl

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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