What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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W.N.B.A.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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whats better than shoes feet

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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World peace

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Go away.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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