Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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There is a car full of black people.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Rebecca Black.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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