- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Miscarriages.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

A black person in the NHL

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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