what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

memes

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

25

Do you know that car over there? No.

Women's Basketball.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

a little girl gets raped

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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