Hello

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Don't rape me!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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cheese

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Poop

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Poopsack Jones

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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