- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What's your name? You tell me.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

the chicken whent boomand then died

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Dead babies.

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