How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Obama.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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chuck norris

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tim rafter died no one cared

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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