- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

lewis bedford

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

hi my name is? joe

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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