- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Womens Rights.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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