Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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I dislike old people.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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World Peace

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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George Bush.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

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