- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

baby seal walks into a bar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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