Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Star Wars

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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