- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

womens rights!

A horse walks into a bar...n

Nah

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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