What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Haha

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Is Carly smart? No.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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