how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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look left now look right. washing machine

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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