- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Hey Caleb.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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You know George Washington? He died.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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