What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what time is it rape time

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Avery has crabs.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Yo mama so fat she died

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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