- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

A man. That is all.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

I came.

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