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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer