What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

thumb_up thumb_down +31

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

thumb_up thumb_down +29

69

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

newt gingrich

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

thumb_up thumb_down +25

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops