An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Small titties.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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BUTTERFARTING

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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