whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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penis that is all

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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666 im christian

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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