Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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I came.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Did you know?

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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