What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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666 im christian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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