A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Mexicans working in an office

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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okay.....

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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