- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11/2001

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

BUTTERFARTING

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

minorities.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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