It's your mother, open the door.

I cant think of one (._. )

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

your mother is so lesbian

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

penis that is all

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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