What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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ps3

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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There's no "i" in tim.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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It's your mother, open the door.

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