Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Herman Cain

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Giving birth to the antichrist

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Women's rights.

Tennesse

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Obama-Care

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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