Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Women's Basketball.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

no u

minced oaths

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

A woman gets in her car to drive.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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