your face.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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