My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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nice shorts.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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