A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Time flies like a banana.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Jewish People

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Gadaffi

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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