a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Woman's Rights.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Rock mattress.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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It smells like triangles in here.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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