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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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