- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How many dislikes can this get?

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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