- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not Will Smith.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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