Lebron Traveled

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Hummer.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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