Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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You're so straight!

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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